You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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