Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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