the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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