Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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