she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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