Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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