I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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