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(224): View more from Illinois

Awesome. Ask her out.

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Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(540): View more from Virginia

just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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(563): View more from Iowa

whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.

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(917): View more from New York City

Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either

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(330): View more from Ohio

You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.

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(703): View more from Virginia

dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.

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