I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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