I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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