too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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