We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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