do herpes really smell.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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