apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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