I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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We are two peas in an std pod
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize