Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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