so that wasnt chicken after all
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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