so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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