what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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