i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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