Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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