i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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