you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize