They should really pass out barf bags in church
where does the pee come out of this thing
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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