dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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