the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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