piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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