The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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