It's Friday. Sex?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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