wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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