yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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