It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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