did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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