There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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