How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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