Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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