that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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