i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
please come you make the beer taste better
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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