My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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