carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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