It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So I just went to clothing optional bar
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Couch. On fire.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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