haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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