a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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