Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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