Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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