On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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