she was so not down for the gang bang
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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