I think I am morally bankrupt
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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