I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Enjoy the penises
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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