Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Quick, to the slutcave!
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so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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