im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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